Stogie Man

Some people have the boogie man.

Other people have superman.

I know people who adore the Mr. Clean man.

There are even some people who go bonkers for Billy Blanks, the Tae-Bo man.

Well, we here at Madison House Foundation have Stogie - the - trash - man.

Every Thursday (and some Mondays), he arrives to dump the trash.  Rain or Shine he is here. White waste removal truck heralds his arrival.  We all peer out the window for a glimpse of him.

You probably are thinking, what is a hot man doing driving a garbage truck?

Nope, he is not a GQ man.  He looks a little cartoon-esque in fact. Short, semi-balding and But, what gives us such love for the trash man is his skinny little stogie always hanging off his bottom lip.  No matter the weather, he smokes his stogie religiously.  When its raining, we reference his red-riding hood apparel that covers his precious smokes.

Ahhh, yes, love is simple.

Thank you Stogie - Man.  (disregard my obvious and leering photo angling.  I just want proof of your existance. The neighbors are beginning to doubt my stories.)